The guys hang out in Frank's low-tech bachelor pad and get a four-beer buzz going before sitting down to ramble aimlessly at nobody in particular. Anthony can't play with his sound effects and Omar still can't read, but that doesn't mean that everybody can't have a gay ole time. Rediscover your favorite internet frenemies and join us during our latest gabfest while Priscilla, the girl with boobs so perfect that she deemed no man can ever have them, drunkenly meanders about the surroundings.

It's not like it used to be, but it's still better than anything else you can pull. Better Than Everything is back to drop your ass like a bad habit.

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What's wrong with you people? Don't you have anything better to do than checking this page every day for three months straight? Well, consider this your lucky day because you're getting a hearty helping of that classic offensive humor that you'd club a baby seal for. Frank, Anthony, and Omar are all kind of rusty, but they manage to get the job done despite some dyslexic-level reading and non-existent lists that would have made the show a hundred times better.

But remember - if you're ever at a club and your wallet gets stolen as someone slips a roofie in your drink, just relax! You have a new show to listen to. As long as you dance it out of your system, everything will be okay. At least that's what the song says. Let's face it - you'll be too drunk to care anyway.

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Dear Listener(s?),

So like, yeah, about the last few months...

Things don't always work out the way we plan them. You have to understand that getting drunk and rambling incoherently into a microphone every couple of weeks is harder than it seems. I mean, just think about all the obstacles we face: internet porn takes a long time to download. Maintaining a decent GPA is a multi-step process of propositioning and sleeping with professors. And finally, let's face it, we can't really stand each other.

It's not like we're trying to sneak out of this relationship, but sometimes we need a little space. Anthony especially, because he's kind of fat. So think of this as a long distance thing where there's a lot of tension built up before it finally erupts in a weekend of cocaine and passionate sex. Whenever it happens, it'll be good. But it won't be often. And it won't be tender. And it will never truly satisfy you. Because we simply can't be tied down -- we must ramble on.

So we leave you for now with this incredibly offensive auditory journey of ethnic slurs, cultural irreverence, and underage sluts who are waaaaaay better than you at drunk driving. You may pretend that you we're bad for you, but you know you want it.

Hungrily yours,

- Frank, Anthony, and Omar

P.S.

Happy New Year and please remember to hide your kids from Dick Clark as you're enjoying the festivities.

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