Sat, 27 December 2008 Dear Listener(s?), So like, yeah, about the last few months... Things don't always work out the way we plan them. You have to understand that getting drunk and rambling incoherently into a microphone every couple of weeks is harder than it seems. I mean, just think about all the obstacles we face: internet porn takes a long time to download. Maintaining a decent GPA is a multi-step process of propositioning and sleeping with professors. And finally, let's face it, we can't really stand each other. It's not like we're trying to sneak out of this relationship, but sometimes we need a little space. Anthony especially, because he's kind of fat. So think of this as a long distance thing where there's a lot of tension built up before it finally erupts in a weekend of cocaine and passionate sex. Whenever it happens, it'll be good. But it won't be often. And it won't be tender. And it will never truly satisfy you. Because we simply can't be tied down -- we must ramble on. So we leave you for now with this incredibly offensive auditory journey of ethnic slurs, cultural irreverence, and underage sluts who are waaaaaay better than you at drunk driving. You may pretend that you we're bad for you, but you know you want it. Hungrily yours, - Frank, Anthony, and Omar P.S. Happy New Year and please remember to hide your kids from Dick Clark as you're enjoying the festivities. Email the show: BetterThanEverythingShow@gmail.com Go ahead, add us on Myspace!: myspace.com/BetterThanEverything Comments[0] |
