The guys hang out in Frank's low-tech bachelor pad and get a four-beer buzz going before sitting down to ramble aimlessly at nobody in particular. Anthony can't play with his sound effects and Omar still can't read, but that doesn't mean that everybody can't have a gay ole time. Rediscover your favorite internet frenemies and join us during our latest gabfest while Priscilla, the girl with boobs so perfect that she deemed no man can ever have them, drunkenly meanders about the surroundings.

It's not like it used to be, but it's still better than anything else you can pull. Better Than Everything is back to drop your ass like a bad habit.

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What's wrong with you people? Don't you have anything better to do than checking this page every day for three months straight? Well, consider this your lucky day because you're getting a hearty helping of that classic offensive humor that you'd club a baby seal for. Frank, Anthony, and Omar are all kind of rusty, but they manage to get the job done despite some dyslexic-level reading and non-existent lists that would have made the show a hundred times better.

But remember - if you're ever at a club and your wallet gets stolen as someone slips a roofie in your drink, just relax! You have a new show to listen to. As long as you dance it out of your system, everything will be okay. At least that's what the song says. Let's face it - you'll be too drunk to care anyway.

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Dear Listener(s?),

So like, yeah, about the last few months...

Things don't always work out the way we plan them. You have to understand that getting drunk and rambling incoherently into a microphone every couple of weeks is harder than it seems. I mean, just think about all the obstacles we face: internet porn takes a long time to download. Maintaining a decent GPA is a multi-step process of propositioning and sleeping with professors. And finally, let's face it, we can't really stand each other.

It's not like we're trying to sneak out of this relationship, but sometimes we need a little space. Anthony especially, because he's kind of fat. So think of this as a long distance thing where there's a lot of tension built up before it finally erupts in a weekend of cocaine and passionate sex. Whenever it happens, it'll be good. But it won't be often. And it won't be tender. And it will never truly satisfy you. Because we simply can't be tied down -- we must ramble on.

So we leave you for now with this incredibly offensive auditory journey of ethnic slurs, cultural irreverence, and underage sluts who are waaaaaay better than you at drunk driving. You may pretend that you we're bad for you, but you know you want it.

Hungrily yours,

- Frank, Anthony, and Omar

P.S.

Happy New Year and please remember to hide your kids from Dick Clark as you're enjoying the festivities.

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NEW SHOW!!!

With everyone's busy schedule, getting a show together has become increasingly difficult. Not necessarily because doing a show is hard, but because the guys are much, much lazier than you would ever know. So we come back after over a month from the studio and here's what we learn: Omar would perform a drop toe-hold on a bitch, Anthony brah's out harder than any other brah when he's drunk and freestyle rapping, and Frank's asshole has surprisingly clear acoustics. As you can see, the BTE guys are Peter Pan's that will never, ever grow up. So grill up that potato salad and tune in while you're drunk at halftime, BTE is back by popular demand!

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Who are we trying to impress with these show descriptions??

After a month-long hiatus, Better Than Everything is back and better than ever, so you better be listening or you can bet your balls than you'll be missing out. So much has changed in the world during the guys went on vacation, but they soon realize that they haven't done much with their lives. With this being the case, the crew delves into the grimy underbelly of internet news and get the ball rolling with life stories, wacky sound effects, and more sexual innuendo than a bad sitcom. It'll be just like the good ole days!

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If you're not listening to us, you're missing out on a lot. Things that will captivate you. Things that may inspire you. Unfortunately, maybe even some things that will disturb you. For instance, where else can you discover Anthony's shameful vault of video reviews that he did to earn a quick buck last year? Is there a man who skims through Digg with more gusto than Frank? Is there anyone who talks about being hung over more than Omar? And lastly, does anyone else offer the chance to win a hundred fucking dollars for doing almost nothing? Even if the money isn't real, the experience is worth a hundred times more. So drop that bong and get to downloadin' and e-mailin'; Better Than Everything is back in full effect and ready to kick some internet ass.

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For some reason the BTE gang keeps trying to incorporate alcohol into the format of the show. Is it working for the good of the show? You be the judge.

Part II

Part I

Part II

Motivated by a powerful mix of shame and pride, the BTE guys try to bounce back from their previous outing by putting some energy back into the show. Fresh off their drinking binges, Frank has some 'splainin to do about his behavior and Omar tries to cope with his perpetual hangover. Meanwhile, Anthony "Ace" Nguyen, denies all microphallus allegations by clearly overcompensating. As for the week's news topics, the gang scours the webs and picks out gems such as trading humans for baseball equipment, a donkey attack, and a delightfully uncomfortable sexual abuse PSA. All of this and much, much more on this week's "actually kind of decent" episode of Better Than Everything.

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