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After a month-long hiatus, Better Than Everything is back and better than ever, so you better be listening or you can bet your balls than you'll be missing out. So much has changed in the world during the guys went on vacation, but they soon realize that they haven't done much with their lives. With this being the case, the crew delves into the grimy underbelly of internet news and get the ball rolling with life stories, wacky sound effects, and more sexual innuendo than a bad sitcom. It'll be just like the good ole days!

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If you're not listening to us, you're missing out on a lot. Things that will captivate you. Things that may inspire you. Unfortunately, maybe even some things that will disturb you. For instance, where else can you discover Anthony's shameful vault of video reviews that he did to earn a quick buck last year? Is there a man who skims through Digg with more gusto than Frank? Is there anyone who talks about being hung over more than Omar? And lastly, does anyone else offer the chance to win a hundred fucking dollars for doing almost nothing? Even if the money isn't real, the experience is worth a hundred times more. So drop that bong and get to downloadin' and e-mailin'; Better Than Everything is back in full effect and ready to kick some internet ass.

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For some reason the BTE gang keeps trying to incorporate alcohol into the format of the show. Is it working for the good of the show? You be the judge.

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Motivated by a powerful mix of shame and pride, the BTE guys try to bounce back from their previous outing by putting some energy back into the show. Fresh off their drinking binges, Frank has some 'splainin to do about his behavior and Omar tries to cope with his perpetual hangover. Meanwhile, Anthony "Ace" Nguyen, denies all microphallus allegations by clearly overcompensating. As for the week's news topics, the gang scours the webs and picks out gems such as trading humans for baseball equipment, a donkey attack, and a delightfully uncomfortable sexual abuse PSA. All of this and much, much more on this week's "actually kind of decent" episode of Better Than Everything.

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We don't hate our listeners. We swear. But sometimes things happen and you don't put your balls to the wall like you're used to. We'll be honest: 90% of this show is Omar reading, Frank sifting through another one of his patented Top 100 hot lists, and Anthony sometimes chiming in with boring commentary. The other 10% is dead air. By the end, the guys are audibly disgusted and hanging their head in shame until Frank starts singing about having a bad day. Does it cheer us up and put the show on track? Listen to the ironically titled show and find out.

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What happens when you get six guys together and give them enough booze to subdue a large elephant? The results are not quite as homosexual as you might imagine. The BTE crew join up with Edgar and pals Luis and Chris on location in Edgar's backyard. They run down topics such as Anthony's dating failures, Omar's dangerous encounters with other minorities, and Frank's obsession with the Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon hookup. They also ponder if it is possible to watch porn 6,000 times a day. It's another multi-part episode, so grab a few beers and relax for a while as you listen to this week's show.

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It's been ten glorious episodes and the guys know how to celebrate a milestone and do it big. They know how, but they don't, so you're going to have to listen to another show of Top 100 hot chicks, gay jokes, and zany stories, with some hypothetical double-teamed sex sprinkled on top. I guess some things never change. It's still fun for your ear drum, so listen to the show and bask in the glory of being Better Than Everything!

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The BTE cast finally return to their kingdom, aka The Intern's garage. After  a much needed break, the guys are ready to tackle life with newfound vigor and sexual energy. During their absence, Random Guy Erick put together show topics that include death row, Akon, a hilarious sequence of taco-making and much, much more. What are you waiting for? Better Than Everything is back and more fabulous than ever!

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